Hash Songs & Jokes

Hash Songs

Here’s to _____ he’s so blue,
He’s a hasher through and through
He’s a piss-pot so they say
He tried to get to heaven
But he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down, down, down . . .

He’s the meanest
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass
Drink it down, down, down . . .

(Sung to a slow drinker)

Why are we waiting
Could be master bating
Why are we waiting
Oh why, why why
(again)

Hares Song

S H I T T Y T R A I L
Shitty Trail
Shitty Trail
The mother fuckers laid a shitty trail
S H I T T Y T R A I L
drink it down down

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He’s no bloody use to anyone
He’s no bloody use at all
He may be a joy to his mother
But he’s a pain in the arsehole to me
Drink it down, down, down . . .


Returners song

Oh where o where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastards, you weren’t even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer
Down down, drink it all down
Drink it all down, drink all down

You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

They ought to be publicly pissed on
They ought to be publicly shot
They ought to be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot
Drink it down, down, down . . .